Get Weird With Me

Yes, I have friends I can call.

Yes, I will piss in your mouth.

Let’s have fun.

Come be My little freak.

Open your mouth, I need an ashtray.

Here is a non-complete list of activities I want to do to you.

Yes. You.

  • Anal Training : Stretching your holes to the max, while making sure the delicate lining stays intact.
  • ABDL : Do you want to be My naughty baby? Better yet, I will MAKE you My naughty baby.
  • Ball Busting : Finding ecstasy in pain, without cracking any eggs.
  • Balloon Popping/Cake Sitting : Along with other assorted ‘sitting on something with My juicy fat ass’ activities, I can squash your birthday cake or pop your balloon animals with My thick thighs.
  • CBT & Nipple Torture : All your tender bits are Mine to tickle, pinch, slap, drizzle hot wax, maybe even sounding if you’re really brave.
  • CFNM : Silly little sluts have to be naked, it’s the rules.
  • Chastity / Key Holding : I know better than you, so I decided when you get to fondle your goods.
  • Corporal Punishment/Impact Play : I can make you a better person with this paddle.
  • Dog / Puppy Training : Does a good boy want walkies?
  • Domestic Servitude : Menial tasks, My beloved. Scrub this toilet with a toothbrush. Nude.
  • Erotic Storytelling : Sit on the floor and buckle up for an epic tale of sex and debauchery.
  • Executrix Fantasy : Fuck you so good you ‘die’. Fake blood negotiable.
  • Fantasy Roleplay : Doctor, Teacher, Madam President, Head Wizard, what role of authority has affected your formative years and become your sexual obsession?
  • Fetish Club / Event Companion : Manic Pixie Dream Girl-ify your experiences with a hot and funny bombshell on your arm for the evening.
  • Figging : Burn baby, burn.
  • Financial Domination : Be My piggy bank.
  • Food Play : Have you ever fucked a bowl of pudding?
  • Foot/Leg/Stocking Worship : sucking, fucking, rubbing, kissing toes, heels, arches and of course the illustrious ‘scrunch’.
  • Forced Bi & Feminization/Sissification : Gender is a spectrum and your pronouns are going to be changed to slut/bitch.
  • Gang Bang: Up to 4 People!
  • Homewrecker Play : I can fuck you better than your wife can. I can fuck your wife better than you can. I’ll steal whoever I want, I am that good.
  • Hypnosis : You will have no choice, your body will disobey you. You will feel alien in your own skin, as you are compelled to obey my every whim.
  • JOI – Bop it. Pull it. Twist it.
  • Mummification/Cling Film : Like the best and most desirable left overs, I’m going to wrap you up and save you for later.
  • Orgasm Denial/ Ruined Orgasm : Oh, were you trying to cum? Whoops. I don’t think so, buster.
  • Stink : I will make you sniff my feet, my farts, my armpits and my ass. You won’t be able to escape the smell.
  • Smoking Fetish : 420 friendly, blaze it. haha. Anyways watch how My lips on this cigarette makes your cock twitch.
  • Sploshing : Let’s get messy.
  • Tickle Torture : A personal favorite. Coochi-coochie-coo.
  • Toilet Play: Drink My piss, Eat My shit. Be My menstrual pad.
  • Trampling : The place you were meant to be is under My feet.
  • Yandere Girlfriend Fantasy: I saw you talking to another girl, and I’m going to cut your dick off over it.

Don’t see your kink listed? Don’t hesitate to ask.